Sunday, June 26, 2005

Expensive Camera + No Talent = Laughable Pictures

Despite the $1,000 I plunked down for my Digital Rebel, I still take crappy pictures. Here are some that made me laugh so hard I almost dropped the expensive camera:

How about some basenji snot on the lense?

How about some beagle snot on the lense?

What excellent composition skills you have, Ma!


Not every photo ends up in the trash, however. To amuse myself, I am also fooling around with Corel Photo-Paint, where, with a little digital magic, I can "erase" the crappy composition ...



... and put Yo-Yo where I know she thinks she belongs:

My ancestors, as you can see, were the Pharoah's prized companions.